I am so mad Justin Beiber follows my mom on twitter but doesnt follow me and I am his fan whats up with that? oh and Obama follows her too how can I get Justin to follow me so I can send him a message? How do I get Justin to notice me?
Asked by Anonymous

How do you get Justin Beiber to notice you? I dunno, maybe you could try setting yourself on fire in his driveway? That oughta work.

Good luck. And remember to tell ‘em Scabby sent ya!